CAUTION
THIS SITE CONTAINS FLASHING ELEMENTS
Strictly 18+ and may contain the following:
Profanity, anecdotes about drugs, anecdotes about sex, other anecdotes about how I almost ruined my life when I was younger, existental dread, disappointment, British spelling, spelling & grammar errors, poorly written code and a whole bunch of other triggering things. Curiousity killed the cat or at least made them dwell on things they'd rather not.